Legally blonde gay or european lyrics

This man is gay and European Whoa, and neither is his place You've got to stop your being a completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming boy in cabaret I'm straight You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's.

Legally Blonde (Musical) Gay or European lyrics: There! Carlos I'm sorry. Two years And your first name again is? lyrics from Legally Blonde (musical): full text, notes, song meaning & annotations, history, key recordings. Right there! Gay or Euro- [Emmett:] Wait a minute Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try [Callahan:] The floor is yours [Emmett.

Or There! So many shades of gray [WARNER] Depending on the time of day The French go either way [CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID] Is he gay or European, or--? Well, hey don't look at me You see they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella?

Officially gay gay gay gay Dammit Gay or european? Gay or European? Right There! Right there! So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or european? So many shades of gray But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday Is he gay or european?

Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try The floor is yours So mr. Look at that tan, that tinted skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubly chin Oh please he's gay, totally gay I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate The totally straight expotriate This guy's not gay, I say not gay That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically matically fay?

But look at his quoft and crispy locks Look at his silk translucent socks There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seeing What are we seeing? The answer could take weeks They will say things like: Ciao, bella While they kiss you on both cheeks Oh, please Gay or european?

/ Look at that tan, well-tended skin / Look at the k. Huh Gay or European? Of course he's gay Or european? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or european? I still can't crack the code Yet his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy toed Huh Gay or european?

So many shades of gray [Judge:] But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday [Callahan, Elle, Warner, Vivienne, Brooke & Enid:] Is he gay or European? Is he gay? Oh Gay or european?

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So many shades of gray Depending on the time of day The french go either way Is he gay or european? Gay or European? Gay or euro- Wait a minute! I think his chest is waxed But they bring their boys up different there It's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic?

[ENID]. Nicos And your boyfriend's name is? There! Gay or european? Windam has been going on for? Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say, no way That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume Is automatically-radically Ironically-cronically Scurtinly-curtainly Genetically-netically Gay!

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